Monsters Eat Whiny Children

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Monsters Eat Whiny Children
Monsters Eat Whiny Children
Author : Bruce Eric Kaplan
File Size : 41,8 Mb
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Language : English
Release Date : 23 August 2011
ISBN : 9781442439580
Pages : 32 pages
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Monsters Eat Whiny Children by Bruce Eric Kaplan Book PDF Summary

Dad has warned Henry and Eve: If you whine too much, monsters will eat you. Henry and Eve don’t listen, of course. The only problem is, when the monster comes, he can’t find the right recipe for whiny children—and neither can his monster friends! A whiny child salad doesn’t work because there’s paprika in the dressing. A whiny child cake won’t do because the flour spills all over the floor. And whiny child burgers are out of the question because the grill is too hard to light up. Arguments and hilarity ensue. And just when our persnickety monsters decide on the perfect dish…the worst thing of all happens….

Monsters Eat Whiny Children

Monsters Eat Whiny Children by Bruce Eric Kaplan

Dad has warned Henry and Eve: If you whine too much, monsters will eat you. Henry and Eve don’t listen, of course. The only problem is, when the monster comes, he can’t find the right recipe for whiny children—and neither can his monster friends! A whiny child

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