Author | : Katie MacAlister |
File Size | : 54,8 Mb |
Publisher | : Avon |
Language | : English |
Release Date | : 28 December 2010 |
ISBN | : 0062019309 |
Pages | : 0 pages |
A Girl s Guide to Vampires by Katie MacAlister Book PDF Summary
Joy Randall's Top 5 Tips for Vampire Hunters: Location, location, location. Vampires won't be caught dead (ha!) in places like discos, ten-minute lube shops, or Switzerland. Remember, if you wouldn't be there, neither would a bloodsucker. Trust your eyes. You know the handsome, annoyingly arrogant, self-assured man in the shadows with long hair and a cleft in his chin? He's your vampire. No matter how tempting it might be, do not "accidentally" acquire a paper cut on your finger and suggest your vampire kiss it to make it better. Play it cool. Don't offer to accompany your prince of the night on the talk-show circuit, and whatever you do, don't offer him your heart! Most of all, remember: being a vampire is nothing to laugh about.